Surprise!

Well well, this has been a while. About 7 months to be exact. Right now, I'm listening to the live version of killing in the name. Wait...

Been caught stealing by jane's addiction. Totally different to three days.

Anyhoo, things that have changed since my last post;

-I want a drum kit
-I turned bi
-I died
-I was brought back to life
-The last 2 were lies. I think...
-I got 2 metallica posters and an AC\DC poster. Today in fact.

So not much. anyway, random topic to talk about...

umm...

I'll go to the random topic generator.

Huh. It's telling me to talk about top religious schools.

Well, All I can say is; If you get to the top of a religious school, don't stop, walk right off the roof.

Try again.

Flossing daily. Um...

Floss daily.

Again.

Forming a melody. Oh good :)

To form a good melody, you have to just go with the flow. Try recording yourself for hours on end, then play it back a few times. Eventually, you'll get something good. Take 'paranoid' by black sabbath. that was written in about 10 minutes. yet it still ROCKS! just keep trying. :D

That was fun. Okay, one more for ha-ha's.

The history of religion. :D

Mr milburn created religion. He is so old:

The wheel is new technology to him.
When jesus wept, he was there with a hanky.
He is the only person who knows how long stonehenge took to build. After all, he helped build it.
He freed the slaves.
Many people dream of running with dinosaurs. Mr milburn, however, is quite bored of it.
He remembers the time when he could walk from america to japan without crossing the 'pacific ocean'.

...Etc.

Anyway...

You know what really grinds my gears?

Bassline music. I mean... What the hell? It's crap. I was at school the other day, on a drum kit, some chavs walk in and tell me to play some bassline. I nearly threw my sticks at them. Seriously, how annoying is bassline. Just say 'unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce' over and over and over again for an hour. Psh. What a load of bullshit.

And that is what really grinds my gears.

So long, I'll try to keep in touch now.

Oh yeah, I finally got revenge on my dad. For the last 2 weeks, I have been grinding salt into his coffee. >:)

Okay, bye for real now.

Love you matty (Fox)! ;)

Alex S. just left the building.

Aloha

HEYO!

yes my laptop is back, and i am so fucking glad to have it. i can now listen to three days louder than ever. it's by jane's addiction and is really sad, imo. so anyway, what's happening? well, i am so fucking sick of school, i may just go nuclear and flame out. i am discussing moving to canadia with samsam, i have started to believe that it may happen! i really hope it does. she is the most fucking awesome person i know and i may have fallen a little bit in love with her. might have. ah, who cares. no one reads this anyway. anyhoo, i am going to have to go because i really want to get some plans drawn up because i am a practical person and shit.

Sayonara.

checking in

this has been ages since we have.... whatever. my laptops broken and i will update this damn blog every day once it is fixed. at least till i get bored.

till then tally ho!

yeah

and to quote the kool aid jug, OH YEEEEEEAH!

it is halloween (YAY) and i am not going trick or treating, it is a normal day for me (sad face). i may quickly patch up a waldo costume and go out hiding later... or not.

the kool aid reference was because of an animation i came up with, and am hoping to put it into good use when i return to school. basically 'the adventures of the kool aid jug' which involves him bursting throuch walls and saying OH YEEEEEAH at the most inappropriate moments, like when darth vader says 'luke, i am your father'.

YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY GRINDS MY GEARS?

rick astley. i mean, if he was never born, the world would be a much better place. noone would be getting rickrolled, which has happened to me alot lately. i have been rickrolled in a shop which involved me putting down the item i wanted to buy and leaving immediatley. another was yesterday, whilst playing cod4, some guy plays it. i left the match immediatley. i assume everyone did. or just muted him. which i should have done.

AND THAT'S WHAT REALLY GRINDS MY GEARS.

....and goodbye for all

sorry again

about the lack of posts. i have had nothing going on in my life. i just got back off holiday though. i went to majorca. weather was crap wednesday and thursday. good rest of the time. i need to get revenge on my dad. i knonw people always say that, but i really mean it. on holiday, as i was testing the water in the pool (which was fucking freezing) he crept up behind me and shoved me in. people laughed. what would be a suitable revenge?

YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY GRINDS MY GEARS?

you know what really grinds my gears? those stupid 'badass' girls. the ones who look at others and think 'i am SOOOOOO better than you', where they treat you like crap for no reason. i mean, what does it ultimatley achieve? i propose that everyone who is not one of those people gang up on them and rebel once and for all.

AND THAT IS WHAT REALLY GRINDS MY GEARS.

The game...

you just lost it. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

sorry to my all faithful readers...

...however many there are. not alot anyway.

i am really sorry i haven't posted lately, but there was nothing going on in my life. i just came (hehe) in to say um, hi. and an issue i have with my friend justs turned bisexual. at least, i just found out. at first i was like 'riiight' then i was like 'really?' then i was like 'cool' and now i'm like 'why haven't i noticed any patterns before?'

i am usually good at picking up things but hey, what can a guy do?
it also answers everyone's question about love at first sight huh?

i know that she isn't lying to me as i was in a conversation with both of them on msn. i just wanted to say to any potential readers there may be, if your friend is bisexual and has a girlfriend overseas, try to find more than one plane ticket. =D

and now i'm going to take a leaf out of peter griffin's book and do a thing called 'what really grinds my gears'.

YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY GRINDS MY GEARS?

it's lesbians using dildos. i mean, they made their choice, why do they want to feel a large object inside them, whichever hole they use? i mean, aren't fingers enough? if they wanted something big inside them, they should have stayed straight. Another thing is those damn porn websites. don't get me wrong everyone, i like porn just as much as the next guy, but a thought struck me today. porn is basically just watching someone have sex with another person on camera. i mean, like total strangers having sex. wishing you were the guy (or girl) banging the girl with the nice tits and pigtails. it's just odd. from now on, i'm going to stick to jacking off to my own sex fantasies. sure it takes longer to cum, but hey, at least you know the people involved.

AND THAT IS WHAT REALLY GRINDS MY GEARS.

there will be one of them in every post i make from now on.

i will go now as i want something to eat.

yeah, go

go

i mean it, go. stop reading. NOW!

you just lost the game

ha.

GAH!

can anyone help me get the giant bird head on platform racing 2? if you can, i will be really grateful.

if not you all suck

but anyway, on with the show.

well, my 'an eye for an eye' story should be finished any day now, or it would be if i bothered to keep writing it. i'll get round to it. right now, i'm persuading my parents to let me join cashcrate. it's a cool site online which lets me get money by doing jack shit. :) epic win!

but really, i have to do surveys for money. i reckon i could get more than the $200 i need in a month.

just have to persuade my parents.

i have noticed that this blog is boring. i will liven it up later, im quite busy listening to metallica now.

ROCK ON!

blahguy has just left the building

IM ON THE HIGHWAY TO HELL

good song, listening to it now. for those who suck, it's ACDC. i spelled it wrong because, unfortunatley, there is no lightning bolt button on my keyboard.

so how are you? great, i dont care. i am just typing because i want to. i am bored. i have finished book 5 of MAXIMUM RIDE. which rule. if you dont believe me, check the description in the green box somewhere at the top. no, above that. a bit to the left. too much, go back. dammit, we're lost. ok, pull over and ask for directions. i said pull over or we'll turn this browser right round and go home!

ok, all jokes aside, i'm bored and i am deciding to go now. i will set you a challenge.

write a list of the top 10 songs. the only drawback is they must all be vocal legends.

ok, blah up, over, diving into the sea, coming out the other side, taking a tour of DC, getting an ice cream, eating it, and out.

yeah

didnt post for the last 2 days or so because the internet fucked up and shit...

so, in blahland, it is friday and that can be interpreted as good and bad. Good: it means i can have a really late night and sleep in tomorrow, Bad: one of the crappiest school days invented. basically the only good days are tuesdays and thursdays as i get to be with hannah twice. i'll list what i have on fridays:

english (which is ZZZZ)
science (which is ZZZZ)
maths (which is ZZZZ and difficult to boot)
english (AGAIN! ah crap!)
pe (which, unfortunatley isn't the place where i can ZZZZ without being noticed)

well, i cba writing any more so i guess this is goodbye. watch the skies (i just want you to trip over, hee hee)

Hey guys

You're tuned into blahguy FM where all the latest blah blah blah.
Today i went to the white rose center in leeds, if you don't know where that is, i dont care, look it up.
I went to buy an airzooka which sounds babyish and probably is, but it looks fun, and my opinion of life is to just have fun. Thats why i need to go skydiving before i die. Anyway, i was lookng for a hawkins bazaar, but it had ben replaced by something or someone. So i look about and i see a couple of books i havent read in a great series, i cannot be arsed saying which one it is, even though it would have taken less typing than this sentence. Anyway, i get them, i'm all fine and dandy, and my mother drags me into a few clothes shops, even though i made it clear that clothes shopping is a male person's LEAST FAVOURITE SPORT EVER!
I vowed to never go clothes shopping again, unless i NEEDED clothes, in which case, i would go to the nearest clothes store and purchase the first thing i saw, regardless of if it fitted or not. Kitchen scissors can do alot to a pair of trousers, especially when i'm at the controls. FYI, i suck at product design and textiles.

I had alot of homework to do and i just could not be bothered doing it so i left it till the morning, and it is actually due in tomorrow morning in which case, i will use some sort of excuse like 'i ran out of goldfish food' or something.

So anyway, count yourself lucky i am typing this at such a late hour as i am shattered and am off to bed now. if you have any requests for me that can't be saved until the morning, just put it in my paper shredder type inbox which is incidentally, a paper shredder.

TUNE IN TOMORROW AT ABOUT WHENEVER I POST WHICH COULD BE LIKE, NOT TOMORROW.

blahguy out.

Ok, starters

Everyone has a blog nowdays. So i thought i would get one too. Here goes nothing:

I am blahguy28740, but you can call me blahguy, or just blah. 'sup. To get to know everyone, we'll play a game i call 'Rock'. You press the record button on your silly little casette deelys and say your name, then play a little guitar riff or a few drum beats or hell, even a solo or 2. If hanny is reading this blog, i am telling you to put your yukalali away. From the word 'sup, everything has been total bullshit. I was totally kidding. You can still play a solo or whatever though, i will never tell any of you to stop rocking, EVER! If i do, feel free to email me with a clip of Jimi Hendrix trying to play 'Star spangled banner' on that burning guitar of his. For those who dont know, it sounds like a wailing cat trying to climb up a cello. It is still cool though because it is in the top 100.

Ok, i feel like i have written enough now, for those who cringe because i have put i instead of I, read this:

i i i i i i i i i i i i i

captain.