sorry to my all faithful readers...

...however many there are. not alot anyway.

i am really sorry i haven't posted lately, but there was nothing going on in my life. i just came (hehe) in to say um, hi. and an issue i have with my friend justs turned bisexual. at least, i just found out. at first i was like 'riiight' then i was like 'really?' then i was like 'cool' and now i'm like 'why haven't i noticed any patterns before?'

i am usually good at picking up things but hey, what can a guy do?
it also answers everyone's question about love at first sight huh?

i know that she isn't lying to me as i was in a conversation with both of them on msn. i just wanted to say to any potential readers there may be, if your friend is bisexual and has a girlfriend overseas, try to find more than one plane ticket. =D

and now i'm going to take a leaf out of peter griffin's book and do a thing called 'what really grinds my gears'.

YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY GRINDS MY GEARS?

it's lesbians using dildos. i mean, they made their choice, why do they want to feel a large object inside them, whichever hole they use? i mean, aren't fingers enough? if they wanted something big inside them, they should have stayed straight. Another thing is those damn porn websites. don't get me wrong everyone, i like porn just as much as the next guy, but a thought struck me today. porn is basically just watching someone have sex with another person on camera. i mean, like total strangers having sex. wishing you were the guy (or girl) banging the girl with the nice tits and pigtails. it's just odd. from now on, i'm going to stick to jacking off to my own sex fantasies. sure it takes longer to cum, but hey, at least you know the people involved.

AND THAT IS WHAT REALLY GRINDS MY GEARS.

there will be one of them in every post i make from now on.

i will go now as i want something to eat.

yeah, go

go

i mean it, go. stop reading. NOW!

you just lost the game

ha.